Tears don't work, here's humor..

Subject: Bless You


A man and a woman are sitting beside each other
> in the first class section of the plane. The woman
> sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose
> and shudders quite violently in her seat.
>
> The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes
> back to reading. A few minutes pass. The woman
> sneezes again, takes a tissue, gently wipes her
> nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
>
> The man is becoming more and more curious about
> the shuddering. A few more minutes pass. The
> woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue,
> gently wipes her nose and shudders again violently.
>
> The man's curiosity finally got the better of him and
> he turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've
> sneezed, taken a tissue and wiped your nose then
> shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals or
> are you going crazy?"
>
> The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I
> have a rare condition and when I sneeze, it causes
> me to have an orgasm."
>
> The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even
> more curious says, "I've never heard of that before.
> What are you taking for it?"
>
> The woman smiles at him innocently and says,
> "Black Pepper."